The Cafe Worker of Shiromiya Mimi is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 3.841 billion Shiromiya Mimians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Shiromiya Mimian economy, worth 161 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,056 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, people spend a lot on hair and nails, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shiromiya Mimi's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shiromiya Mimi is ranked 233,328^th in the world and 1,253^rd in Remembrance for Most Beautiful Environments, with 384.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.